1. It no longer bothers you when an Ajuma bumps you out of the way.
2. You own one of the following: mosquito spray, mosquito smoke coils, mosquito swatters, or a mosquito net.
3. You own a scooter.
4. You can order food in Korean.
5. You have a favorite Korean commercial.
6. Youve eaten Kimchi and rice for breakfast.
7. Youre embarrassed about your newly found smoking and drinking habits.
8. Using chopsticks no longer feels strange and awkward.
9. You've tried any of the following once: bo shin tang, eel, live squid, whale blubber, or bun dae gi.
10. You own a handphone, but still find them annoying.
11. You squat over western style toilets..
12. You eat shrimp chips and seaweed with beer.
13. You've given in and now beat your students with a stick.
14. You bought a small dog.
15. You've purchased several items from subway salesmen.
16. You know the mystery of the missing 4rth floor.
17. You understand how to play Baduk.
18. You eat a lot of the garlic they give you with bulgogi.
19. Your student loan is almost paid off.
20. You can drink 1 bottle of Soju.
You've been in Korea MUCH too long when....
1. You bump Ajumas out of your way.
2. You own ALL of the following: mosquito spray, mosquito smoke coils, mosquito swatters, and a mosquito net.
3. You own a car.
4. You can order food over the phone and give directions.
5. You have a favorite Korean drama.
6. You prefer Kimchi and rice for breakfast.
7. You boast about your now heavy smoking and drinking habits.
8. Using a fork feels strange and awkward.
9. You've tried any of the following MORE THAN once: bo shin tang, eel, live squid, whale blubber, or bun dae gi.
10. You own the newest and most expensive handphone and check it 10 times an hour.
11. Using a squatter has become second nature.
12. You eat fruit with beer.
13. You beat your students with a stick and feel insanely powerful.
14. You've dyed your dogs ears blue or pink.
15. Your friend is a subway salesman.
16. Youre terrified to be on any 4rth floor.
17. Youve beaten a Korean at Baduk.
18. You eat EVERYTHING they give you with bulgogi.
19. You're student loan is almost paid off.
20. You hail yourself as Soju drinking champion of your city.
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