When I was eight, I became an international streaker. And while
this might sound exotic, I actually had more of an agricultural
glow. My thin brown legs were covered with scabs from climbing
trees and falling off bikes. My elbows were sharp, my fingernails
bitten, and no amount of brushes could tame the recalcitrant brown
hair that twisted around my shoulders.
When I stepped off the plane in Helsinki, Finland, my three cousins
must have felt a twinge of disappointment. But I remember them
as ethereal beings. At nine, eleven and fourteen, they were already
a Scandinavian cliché. They stood in a semi-circle, leggy
and well dressed. Their eyes were blue, their cheeks round and
pink, their hair a blond halo. My cousins were adolescent inspirations
for Baywatch.
My mom had brought me on this odyssey so that I could meet her
family, become immersed in her homeland. I also suspect that she
wanted to show off her American daughter; with a pug nose and
a scattering of freckles, I was very American. But as fate would
have it, I would be showing off more than anyone expected.
The catastrophe occurred during a trip to the pool. I can still
remember my feet pounding on the cold tile floor as I ran toward
the swimming pool. I was on my way back from the bathroom and
eager to rejoin my cousins in a game of Marco-Polo.
About twenty feet from the edge, a large matron stepped in front
of me Mita sina teet? She demanded. Ala
juokse?
What had I done? I looked around for my mother to translate,
instead I zeroed in on my three cousins draped over the edge of
the shallow section. They held on to the ledge with one hand and
covered their laughing mouths with the other. What could be so
funny? The answer came to me with a punch in the stomach.
I was naked. Buck-naked. Stark-naked. Stripped. Exposed. Stunned.
Totally nude. Embarrassed forever. I had left my little flowered
bathing suit at the foot of the toilet. My mouth dropped open.
I wrapped spaghetti arms around my bare eight-year-old body and
fled. The last thing my cousins saw was my butt flapping in hasty
retreat.
Why are you so upset? my mother asked me later. I
shook my head and continued to sob. She yelled at you because
you were running, not because you were naked. But I was
inconsolable. I didnt care that children were technically
allowed to frolic naked in the pool. What mattered was that I
was the only one who had tried, the only one exposed. I didnt
want to be a renegade for the naked people of the world.
For the last two weeks of my visit, my cousins waxed nostalgic
about our trip to the pool. They giggled over breakfast and snickered
over lunch. They fondly recalled the confusion, the nakedness,
the look of surprise turned to horror. When I finally boarded
the plane home, I felt no sadness, only relief. Of one thing I
was certain, I would never again run naked in public.
* * *
I might have succeeded if I hadnt come to South Korea.
Here, I discovered a disturbing national pastime-public
bathhouses. It turned out that frolicking naked with strangers
was considered a Sunday morning well spent. A trip to the local
bathhouse was as natural as green tea, as common as kimchi. As
much as I wanted to delve into Korean life, I was conflicted about
bathhouses. Sure it would be a cultural experience. Sure everyone
would be naked, but I didnt want to be. I didnt want
to be stared at. Though I would be only one nude body in the midst
of many, I would stand out.
I knew this to be true because ever since I had arrived, I had
been noticed. On the streets, school children would point and
shout, Hello. Hello. Adults would peer at me out of
the corners of their eyes. Adjemas would squeeze my hand and smile.
College students would practice English with me on the subway
and high-school boys would try to take their picture with me.
I could almost pretend I was a star. Being a naked star was not
appealing.
My first experience with a public bathhouse only strengthened
my determination to avoid them. It was my second month in Korea,
and I had traveled with my co-worker Bryan and some hagwan students
to Miriyang. We spent the day hiking trails lined with ginkgoes
and pines. While we walked, three students nicknamed Jay, Jane
and Green adopted me. They wore Capri pants and matching t-shirts.
Their hair was dyed into various shades of browns, reds and oranges.
They never drifted far from each other and normally linked arms.
They spoke minimal English, so I mostly smiled. The only Korean
I understood from their conversation was mi-nam, handsome. They
used it whenever Bryan walked by.
We had planned on swimming, but the water was too cold. Instead,
we threaded our way back to the main road and checked into a minbok.
The sign by the entrance announced a sauna. I felt glad for my
swimsuit, glad for a chance to relax, glad for the possibility
of a pool. That evening while Bryan played cards with the students,
I slipped down to the front desk and paid the entrance fee.
In the empty changing room, I put on my swimsuit and headed toward
the sauna. It wasnt until I opened the wooden door that
I suspected this might be one of those public bathhouses I had
heard about. Five showers lined one wall and three pools dominated
the center. At the far end, I could see a sauna through a glass
door. I knew that Koreans went to public bathhouses in the buff,
but the sign had said that this was a sauna.
I paused in the doorway, wavering. Steam rose off the pools.
I walked over to one of the tubs and tested the water with a big
toe. It was warm, inviting. I went back to the changing room searching
for hints. I was Inspector Gadget, Columbo, Magnum PI. I should
have known. But what struck me instead was the eerie emptiness
of the changing room. It was the kind of emptiness that seemed
dependable.
I would stay, I decided. I would spend the evening lounging in
one of those blue tiled pools. But just in case this was not a
bathhouse, just in case someone came, Id wear my swimsuit.
I rinsed off at a shower and plunged both feet into the nearest
tub. I sucked in my teeth and would have yelped if anyone had
been around. These tubs were not for wimps. The water was scalding.
When my ankles finally acclimatized, I tiptoed down the steps
like an elderly dancer. Water lapped around my scarlet knees.
I slid farther into the water, until I was sitting on a wide ledge.
I leaned against the wall and wiggled my toes. My eyes closed
in bliss.
Bang. The outside door opened. Energetic voices and lots of footsteps
entered the dressing room. I sat up straight. Someone said mi-nam,
someone else giggled. Jay, Jane and Green!
I looked around the bathhouse. There was nowhere to go. I contemplated
hiding in the sauna, but the glass door made it pointless. I hated
to admit it, but my best bet was to stay in the pool. That and
cross my fingers. Oh please let them be wearing swimsuits.
My back was toward the entrance, so I only heard the girls leave
the changing room and enter the bathhouse. The showers came on
one at a time. The girls gossiped and laughed while I stared at
water trickling down the wall. Minutes ticked by and my stomach
lurched. One thing I know to be true, people dont take long
showers in their swimsuits. Finally, one shower turned off and
then another. Bare feet squished toward me. I slid further down.
The girls abruptly stopped talking. I looked up.
Jay, Jane and Green stood together. Without their Capri pants
and clunky shoes, they looked like they belonged in a painting
of an ancient bathhouse. My Liz Claiborne swimsuit was black with
two yellow stripes. I had chosen it because it was sporty, modern.
Now, I wished I could blink it away like Barbara Edens character
in I Dream of Jeannie. Hey guys, I said lifting one
hand in an attempt at normalcy.
To their credit, Jay, Jane and Green didnt laugh. Instead,
they bit their bottom lips and gave each other amused looks. If
I could have sunk down any further, I would have. Would it be
better to flee to the dressing room and remove my bathing suit,
or just stick it out? I wondered as the girls began to chatter
in enthusiastic Korean. I chose to stay, but only long enough
to be polite.
The next day everyone knew about my trip to the bathhouse. Students
who had been too shy to speak with me before now barraged me with
questions. Why you wear swimsuit in public bathhouse?
You no have public bathhouse in America? One of my
brash students strode up as we were packing. Why you shy
your body? His voice carried across the crowded parking
lot. Conversations stopped, bags were set down, all eyes turned
to me. I longed to dive under one of the seats in the open van.
Instead, I tried to explain that in America we wear swimsuits
to the sauna. It was as simple as that. A cultural misunderstanding.
But of course, it went deeper. How do I explain that I prefer
to keep my defenses and boundaries? That I prefer to choose how
people perceived me. That I prefer not run around naked with a
large group of women.
* * *
But now that I was about return to the States, little things
began to seem important. Young-shil, a Korean friend and co-worker,
had honed in on my weakness. She began to pester me to visit Hoshimchungthe
Disney World of bathhouses. Just once.
Lets enjoy together, she said sitting across
from me in the small noodle shop.
Bathhouse are kind of strange, I told her picking
up my chopsticks. I can shower at home.
But how can you come back to America without true Korea
experience? Young-shil asked. Her eyes focused on my chopsticks
as I reached for some mool kimchi. Every time I trapped a piece,
I pulled up half the kimchi. It was like trying to take only one
bite of spaghetti.
I set my chopsticks down and looked up. Listen, if everyone
wore a swimsuit I would go, I said. Young-shil dissolved
into giggles.
Youre so funny, she finally said. Nobody
wants to look at you. I think you have serious princess disease.
You should come, Young-shil added, her eyes serious. At
least think about. Okay?
Okay, I told her. Ill think about it.
But I didnt plan on going.
A day later, Young-shil and I were standing in the corridor of
the institute. The morning classes had just finished and we were
both waiting for the elevator.
So, when do you want to go to Hoshimchung? Young-shil
asked.
Im not too sure, I replied. Two students who
were also waiting for the elevator exchanged glances. I bit my
bottom lip and wondered darkly if they had heard about my previous
bathhouse adventure.
I think Tuesday is the best day, Young-shil said.
There is a discount on Tuesday.
I really dont think Ill go, I said apologetically.
What? Young-shil asked. But you will always,
she waved one hand through the air. How do you say?
She thought for a couple seconds. Regret. You will always
regret.
We both fell silent and watched the numbers light up above the
elevator door. I knew what she meant. I had spent the last few
weeks determined to regret nothing. I had visited temples, climbed
mountains, camped on the beach, lingered at coffee shops, taken
an MT. I had even eaten beans with ice cream. What if this is
my only chance and I dont take it?
Youre right, I finally said, stepping into
the elevator.
So youll go? Young-shil said, clapping her
hands together.
Yeah.
* * *
Two weeks later, I was slipping my shoes off at the entrance
of Hoshimchung. The bamboo mat leading into the changing room
felt cold under my bare feet, and I had that feeling I always
get when Im standing in line for a roller coaster ride.
Trapped.
Ooh, I hate bathhouses, Young-shil said, clutching
her duffle bag.
What? I said. Youre the one who wanted
to come.
For you, Young-shil replied. You should experience
before you go. I never like. People stare. I dropped my
jaw but refrained from answering.
We walked in single file down the narrow walkway and stepped
into the dressing room. It was a maze of lockers, long benches
and lounges with mirrors and blow driers. Naked women meandered
around. Some had towels wrapped around their heads, some brushed
their teeth. Others were nonchalantly chatting. Id always
thought Asians were so reserved, so modest-so unlike me
with my blustering American way. But here they were not caring
a bit about something as personal as nudity.
I set my backpack on the long wooden bench and riffled through
the clothes I had brought. Young-shil took off her glasses and
carefully put them into their case. My stomach is fat,
she wailed.
Im the foreigner, I muttered devoid of sympathy.
You can blend in.
With our backs facing each other, we undressed. I peeled off
my jeans and then slipped out of my t-shirt. It felt like I was
in one of those dreams where Im standing in front of my
class and suddenly realize that Im completely naked. Except
this was reality. I grimaced.
After picking up my locker key, I grabbed the shampoo. Ready?
I asked. Young-shil nodded her head uncertain. Great. The only
self-conscious Asian in the room is my host, I thought. Careful
not to look directly at each other, we walked toward the showers.
Our bare feet padded against the walkway.
At the entrance to the showers, a woman stacked washcloths. Young-shil
and I plunged toward them. I grabbed two. They were small, scratchy,
translucent, and made very skimpy towels. The only thing they
offered was the illusion of a cover up. I draped a washcloth over
one arm and walked toward the showers.
I plopped down on a squat plastic stool and tried not to think
about all the bare bottoms that had sat before me. I poured soap
on my washcloth and began dabbing at my calf. The washcloth was
gritty. I attacked my legs, my ankles, my toes, my arms, my stomach,
my shoulders. When I was done, I felt scoured and slightly less
naked.
Which was good. It would be a shame to be too self-conscious
to enjoy Hoshimchung. The interior was reminiscent of ancient
Roman bathhouse. The rotunda ceiling was made of glass, allowing
the sun to pour in. The center of the hall housed a fountain,
around which were a multitude of pools, bridges, rivers. On the
west wall, waterfalls nestled among ferns. On the east wall, wooden
doors led to steam baths and saunas. It was a naked persons
nirvana.
Come, I show you my favorite, Young-shil said, leading
me to a pool of yellowish brown water. When I stepped in, my feet
disappeared. Young-shil explained that the bath was made from
a special yellow dirt, the same dirt that medical underwear
was treated with. I had seen the advertisements in the subway.
It was hard to miss the poster featuring a pair of mens
underwear, stained camel brown. Underneath was the catchy sloganBetter
than Viagra.
Young-shil was unsure what the yellow dirt actually was. I could
only speculate that they were ashes from the fountain of youth,
for the gurgling water was very popular with older women. We had
barely settled in when seven tiny wrinkled bodies piled into the
dirt Jacuzzi. The adjemas smiled at me. They asked Young-shil
how old I was, why I came to Korea. They chuckled at her answers.
What on earth is she telling them?, I wondered When the eighth
lady entered I left.
For the next hour, Young-shil and I dipped into one tub after
another until we both became pruny. There was the cold sea salt
tub, the herbal pool, a ginseng pool, a charcoal bath, a citron
tea tub, and even an outdoor pool. Somewhere between the charcoal
bath and the ginseng pool, I misplaced my washcloth, but I didnt
care. I didnt care that people were staring either. For
right now, it didnt matter.
See you like, Young-shil said. She sat across from
me.
Youre right. This is the life, I agreed. Cool
jasmine water lapped against the pool wall. Light streamed in
through the glass ceiling.
I wanted you to enjoy before you leave Korea, Young-shil
said.
Im glad I came, I replied lazily, my eyes scanning
Hoshimchung. Only three adjemas now sat in the gurgling mud bath.
All I could see were their heads and shoulderssquared shoulders
as if they too knew they had found the fountain of youth. Beyond
them, a mother was scrubbing her young daughter, the childs
face crumpled as the shampoo stung her eyes. At the opposite end
of Hoshimchung, a young woman stood on her tiptoes under a waterfall.
Her face was raised toward the sky. Her arms hung at her side,
but it seemed to me that she longed to raise them. Not to hold
back the thunderous water, but to grab fistfuls in an effort to
hold this moment forever.
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